01/09/2018 Surprise Surprise!! 😂😂 I'm Dave, a 56 year old wrinkly, fat and bald bloke who came to a major turning point in my life a few months ago. My marriage of 30+ years gradually evaporated and after taking my destiny back into my own hands I met a woman who turned my world upside down (in a good way). She is my friend, lover and soulmate. However, true love comes with harsh consequences and she demanded that I move to Maidstone! We both believe that fate brought us together (soppy maybe) but this woman has already changed the direction in which my life was possibly heading ... namely drinking, meaningless fucking and becoming a lazy fat bastard. To be honest I knew very little of the area. I was born and raised in East London and following the breakup of my marriage I spent most of 2017 in a great apartment overlooking the marina in Ramsgate. I had only ever been to Maidstone a handful of times but my initial thoughts were that it is green, pleasant, ha...